The infinitive wars. Set all the phasers.
Hot takes on history. Haunted Dog Watch. It Perry’d out. Dumb Gatekeepers! Sword World? Concussions?? Don’t remember ’em anyways.
Oscars. Accents/Utter Nonsense. Is “Pooping” really an accent?? Hurricane Heist? BRUCE WILLIS! Pre-screening the spoops. James the first Nottingham? Reality game show, social experiments. Derp Derp Derp.
What excitement could be in the future for Hello, Sweetie? You’ll have to listen to find out!
This episode is just going to be us singing drag songs. She’s pointing at Rebecca B T Dubs!! Would you say Target, missed the target? Let’s talk about it innnn… Right now! Now we know the difference between our moms… They’re gonna let us have our own movie?? It’s the oldest if you don’t count those 3 movies I’m not counting. The REAL adult one. We decided that it’s not that. That sauce is fuckin’ gangbusters!! You’re still on the front of the battlefront?? She has sherry and a pool! “Which we all know” you jag-offs. Known to cause anxiety in mice and me. Who you’ll know if you’ve ever been goth. Was that Jesus all along? We shall sign off, thusly.
Jay Whittaker: Salt Lake City Sit-Down (http://bit.ly/2GLVb7e)
I need to plan when I ugly cry. Lots of huff’s and oof’s… We got there eventually. Blackspacetation? Because he’s a whiney brat baby. Old Man Joker! That’s everyone’s first choice. As long as there is a naked mole-rat, I’m in. Should we get on to this other disapointing list? Things that are currently having a moment… 50 Shades of Bleh! Yeah, because I sat through that thing. I don’t care about their hot takes! 2008 was a good year! This is a fucking cat. The most milktoast of all DC properties? Just to warn you, this is cool. Frick’n Lazers! That’s “Tones” with an “E”. Because you know there’s Godzilla’s in there! Yeah, sounds like regular life. I need wine for this… tell me about Hameltoe.
2 cats; dick. A classic… hmmm. Not the Hurt Box!! Yes! This one sucks! Squishy mushroom dicks. With Superb Owl Ell Eye Eye halftime show live reactions! There’s a lot of effects!
I would’ve died. Did you die? But with elephants? Are there horses? How to confuse ghosts. I was getting there!
I was on my way out and I got distracted. I watch ALL of the Narco’s, hello… This takes forever, I just want the thing. They’ll just reverse Tom Cruise him! Ukrainian Russian Birdman Hipster White Bitch Waters. I’m also making another wrist movement over here. Damn, that’s a long journey. That’s why I thought it was a kids channel… Robust ratings! Did they play Unchained Melody? We poured a powder in a cup and we swear it’s alive. You know what I’m going to do today? Throw some rocks at earth! 30 is not old, it may feel it, but it’s not. Get Yourself Together Podcast!